jrealthedj

Why are cats always wanting something for nothing????

2010-03-17T23:20:00.002-07:00

Free Beats, Free Websites, cmon man I gotta eat 2 ya know..............

Why are cats always wanting something for nothing????

2010-03-17T23:20:00.001-07:00

Free Beats, Free Websites, cmon man I gotta eat 2 ya know..............

Well it's official, I am a home owner

2009-10-04T09:36:00.001-07:00

I feel kinda ripped off the. They gave me a dayum folder before with a little kid running up to his dad and a golden retriever running in the yard with a white picket fence. I looked all over this dayum house and still haven't found any of them fucks. I need the little boy to start my sweat shop, cause I can't have the usual cambodians cause they would eat the dayum dog!!!.

-sent via Palm Treo

Lately I have been feeling like.......

2009-03-13T02:28:00.000-07:00

That's right blogger land, I have been added to the already staggering multimillion number of jobless people in America. I have been going on being "TEMPORARILY" laid off for about 3 weeks now and and I must say this sucks.

I haven't shaved in a week or so, been pigging out like a Somalian with a Ritz cracker in front of him. I didn't think, well no one really thinks it would happen to them, but I seriously thought it wouldn't since I have the most qualified of licenses. But ehhh....such is life.

Well I must say I need to get up and smell the roses and coffee and get back on that horse........

So If you don't see any new posts happening anytime soon, please excuse the dust because I will be kicking up allot of dusts looking for my future.....

Anyone got a map????

Rest In Peace (Smokey Amaro)

2009-02-07T11:58:00.000-08:00

The last video with my dog(he would usually run from my daughter because should would nutz over him, and grab his collar, pull his fur etc.. , he will be missed

Today I layed my dog to rest, after 12 years of being my best friend. Loyal and always loving, I will miss him. Yeah I don't care who the hell you are, or how many of you say you won't but I have and am still crying over this. He was my dog. Up until my daughter came along, my baby. I have alot of regrets as on how I treated him sometimes(more like a burden then a pet), but that serves me right for doing so, but the biggest regret I now see is that I didn't go back there with him when they put him to sleep. I see after being home and cleaning some of his things, that I will forever regret not being the last face he looked at before he left. I hope he forgives me......

I want a house like this.

2009-01-13T07:28:00.001-08:00

This was a house in a newly built suburb I had to service one day, I just love the way it looked at night. I know the pic is shitty quality but ehh what can I do.....

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

2008-12-08T15:01:00.001-08:00

FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO THINKS LIKE I DO

2008-12-04T14:41:00.000-08:00

Finnally, Someone has the mindstate that I have about that dayum gay ass plug-in called "AUTO-TUNE", for those who aren't familiar with this, it is the voice scrambler efect that T-Pains ugly ass shocked the world with in his debut to the game and now it is being used by the likes of fellow homos, lil wayne and kangay west........

Video is funny as shit, and OMG is it the truth......

FUCK Bill O'rielly

2008-11-30T12:22:00.000-08:00

This prick deserves a horrible slow death and not because he hates n blames everything on Hip-Hop, but because he is a coward and has no backbone to stand by what he says. I feel that he deserves to be put in a Nazi concentration camp and used as a Dick-size measurer.

I am REALLY feeling this dude right now, hes funny as SHIT, JOHN CAPARULO

2008-11-28T14:02:00.001-08:00

Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Something you don't see everyday

2008-11-25T10:51:00.000-08:00

Now I had to show the world this. I recently got a job working with a company that services port-o-poties, and well in my training sessions, they show us how to repair them, clean them(yes, take your nasty ass fecies outta them) and remove graffiti.

However I was not prepared for the level of artistic freedom that someone who took a shit would have. I almosts felt bad having to see it being removed, and my favorite fastfood joint at that........

-jrealthedj via Palm Treo700wx

The mullet hunter

2008-11-08T15:02:00.000-08:00

I figured this was a good shot of my night job. I am a secret P.I for mullet hunters anonymous

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Halloween fun

2008-11-03T23:01:00.000-08:00

The original where I got the image for my pumpkin

(below the finished pumpkin carving)

My project for halloween(Finished product)

What do YOU think, any resemblance???

Somethings I miss from my past (I'ma 80's Baby)

2008-10-15T23:13:00.001-07:00

Optimus Prime (transformers fame)
He-Man (Masters of the Universe)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Nintendo (Best video Game system EVER)
Mask (Mad Underground Ol Skool Toy)

Now what you know bout dat.................

God I miss being a kid, it was sooo how you say less complicated

I need to get home....

2008-10-08T19:46:00.001-07:00

Well, I’ve really wanted to write my thoughts for a while now on my view of being a new father, just really haven’t gotten around to it. Lately I have been really pondering the whole lifestyle change I have been going through, and I must say it is amazing.

Now, to clarify the lifestyle change I am talking about would be the fact of being a father (a true father, not just a sperm-donor) now has given me emotions and feelings I haven’t ever felt before. In my situation it’s a bit different, see I am a truck-driver so I was away for my daughter’s birth. I will tell you right off the bat, that was and is still one of the hardest things I will have to endure for the rest of my life, to know that the precious memory of seeing your child take his or her first breathe or let out her first cry, to hold her while they are fresh from the womb and calm them, to just experience that bond I will never know. Well needless to say when I got back into town and went to meet my daughter for the first time, I was nervous. This was a little precious life I would now be responsible, and have to make sure that I provide in every way a father is obligated to. Now I don’t know if any of you who are reading this understand or have experience in the trucking business, but one of the things you do and do a lot is think. Before I arrived to meet my daughter, well from the time I heard she was born and the time I arrived to meet her, there was a 3 day drive, so needless to say I had 72 hours of thinking ahead of me. If you can imagine being stuck in an 8 by 10 rolling prison cell, your mind will start to wonder. I imagined how she looked, and who she would resemble more, what she will be like when she gets older, just all the things you think of from time to time. By the time I had got into town I had built up an anxiety attack that could level the twin towers 10 times worse. And then it happened….

I met my daughter for the first time and she made my heart drop, I almost dropped her, that’s how weak she had me. I really don’t remember a lot of what was going through my head, but I do remember just rocking back and forth in a chair telling her mother she was beautiful while chocking on tears. I did that for about an hour and a half before I held her again. Now every man I know called me a pussy for that but fuck them, those who are piece of shit fathers, or not fathers yet have no idea what god looks like until you see your baby for the first time.

It’s going on 8 months now and I haven’t, on account of being a trucker, built that important bond that a father needs to develop with their daughter to give her structure and help her develop that all important self-esteem that most fatherless girls lack. You see I am realizing that the reason I got a higher paying job is the same reason I need to quit and get back to home. I have been away, and even though it’s what I do, I am realizing what I am missing. Every time I get back into town, I realize what I am missing and she is growing so much. Her little personality is really starting to develop, and she is starting to get this comfort zone with certain family members. Well let’s just say her father isn’t one, I mean we have a bond, but her face doesn’t light up for me like it does for people who are around her for more than weekends.

I need to get home……………………..